
a novella of snark and satire, by Rosalie Brown
It’s a good thing this isn’t a self-help book, or you’d be wildly disappointed. Instead, please enjoy this collection of
“what-not-to-do” stories, based on my life.
In this book, you’ll discover why you shouldn’t sleep your way to the top, the hidden and real dangers of dating as a divorcee, how making eye contact with the neighbors is almost always a dangerous endeavor, and why you shouldn’t believe everything you read, except for this book, of course.
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About the Author
It's not easy being me. But it is funny.
Growing up as a red head was not easy. Throw freckles into the mix, and a chubby tummy, and you can imagine what grade school was like. Awkward! Fortunately, these challenges helped Rosalie Brown develop a thick skin and wicked sense of humor. Some might even say, Rosalie grew into a twisted, silly human with an incredible memory, and insatiable need to laugh. Especially at herself, and anyone else in close proximity.